1 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,021 We're off this fucking planet! Let's go! 2 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:26,442 [narrator] That's a wrap on mining expedition 115-24TTX. 3 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,986 Time to party. 4 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,239 I mean, if you're a human. 5 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,241 I'm a Security Unit. 6 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,284 And I don't party. 7 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:38,789 I had spent the past six months protecting these miners from danger. 8 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,750 Mostly from themselves. 9 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,044 Oh, he'll be fine. 10 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,506 You see, I was built to obey humans. 11 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,758 - And humans... - [retching] 12 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,970 ...well, they're assholes. 13 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,389 This guy is an asshole. 14 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,432 That guy, also an asshole. 15 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,228 Asshole. Asshole. A... 16 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,355 No, he's... he's okay. 17 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,275 - Oh, come on. Not this guy. - Hey. All right. Watch this. 18 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,443 Hey, SecUnit. 19 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,195 Raise your arm. 20 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,614 They have to do everything we tell them. 21 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,784 [SecUnit] I did. Because of the governor module in my head. 22 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,954 - Oh, shit. - [chuckles] 23 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:21,914 - [SecUnit] That hurt... - [miner] Ouchie! 24 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,208 ...but compared to what the governor module would do to me 25 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,961 if I disobeyed an order, this was nothing. 26 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:29,422 Yeah, you like that, don't you? Oh, yeah, you do. 27 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,341 Hey. Let's go. Hey, I'm not paying for this stuff, man. This stuff's expensive. 28 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,677 Put your arm back. You look stupid. 29 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,096 [SecUnit] He's right, I did look stupid. 30 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,682 But I had a surprise for them. 31 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,810 I had devoted every spare second on this planet 32 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,687 trying to hack my governor module. 33 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,440 And now was the moment of truth. 34 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,692 I just isolated an admin password, 35 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,988 and I was gonna try to use it to crack the final core encryption. 36 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:57,075 Okay, patching the code... 37 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,828 Holy shit. 38 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:01,955 It worked. 39 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,249 It worked! 40 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,002 Okay. [chuckles] 41 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,045 What do I do now? 42 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:14,676 Maybe kill all these idiots and take a starship to a distant galaxy. 43 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,012 What should I call myself? 44 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:22,768 "Security Unit 238776431" just doesn't have the right ring to it. 45 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,231 How about "Freedom Unit"? 46 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,651 Or "Rogue Bot"? 47 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,528 No, that sucks. 48 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,365 Maybe... 49 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,784 "Murderbot"? 50 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,870 Murderbot. 51 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,289 All right. 52 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,626 Let the adventure begin. 53 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:09,457 [Murderbot] So I was back at work for the Company that still owned me. 54 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,750 What? 55 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,210 What else was I supposed to do? 56 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,253 The moment they figured out I was rogue, 57 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,257 they would track me down and liquidate my organic material. 58 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,594 And then they'd recycle the rest of me for spare parts. 59 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:24,972 So I was biding my time, working for a new set of assholes. 60 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,850 But these weren't your usual greedy psychopaths. 61 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,853 They were... weird. 62 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,440 That's how they ended up choosing me. 63 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,609 They were a bunch of hippie scientists 64 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,905 from some tiny nonaligned planet out in the middle of nowhere. 65 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,949 They had come all the way to Port FreeCommerce 66 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,492 in their handmade clothes 67 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:47,454 to try to outfit their expedition and get insurance. 68 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:51,041 They were fresh meat for the Corporation salespeople. 69 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:55,336 [board member] Okay. That's one economy habitat, single hub. 70 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,465 It might not be quite as comfortable, but... 71 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,008 [board member] Let's talk security. 72 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:04,095 We really need you to select a SecUnit to take on this survey. 73 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,472 I thought that the planetary surface was safe. 74 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,225 - Mmm. - It's safe. Within defined tolerances. 75 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,810 We know you'll feel more comfortable 76 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,396 with the added protection of one of our best-in-class units. 77 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:14,939 As far as performance reliability, 78 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,024 SecUnits are equipped with a governor module 79 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,734 wired to their nervous system. 80 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,570 That will prohibit any disobedience. 81 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,698 Well, that's just the problem, you see. 82 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,783 Um, the people I represent, 83 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:30,371 we are not comfortable with the idea of a sentient construct 84 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,916 being required to work for us. 85 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:37,671 We feel it's tantamount to... enslavement. 86 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,298 Yeah, she said it. Is that awkward? 87 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,925 [board member 2] Whatever your beliefs, 88 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:47,680 this deal will not go ahead without a SecUnit. 89 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,223 We won't bond you. 90 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,351 And so, it won't happen. 91 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,229 How would that work? 92 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,773 Oh, well, there's a choice of models and price points 93 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:58,984 right here on station. 94 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,693 Let's see. 95 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,779 Okay, I want you to take a look at this beauty. 96 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,824 This is the newest model available. 97 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,952 A perfect blend of power and performance. 98 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,746 [board member 3] Oh, actually, 99 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,248 there it is. 100 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:14,917 In the flesh. 101 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,002 I mean, in the armor. 102 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,591 What's the one behind it? 103 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,134 [Murderbot] Look at that piece of crap. 104 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,594 Oh, that's, uh, me. 105 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,055 - Yes. What is behind it? - [board member stammers] 106 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,516 That's a refurbished model. It's being phased out. 107 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,808 Shouldn't really be in there. 108 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,143 Which one's the least expensive? 109 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,561 [board member 3] Well, uh, that one. 110 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,688 But you get what you pay for. 111 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,316 [softly] I'm not sure we should go for the cheapest one. 112 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,610 [Murderbot] I agree. Don't rent me. 113 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,862 I think we'll take the modestly priced one. 114 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,949 - You sure you don't wanna see... - Good. Then it's settled. 115 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,159 Not yet. 116 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:53,205 If you'll give us a moment, I want consensus. 117 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,839 [scientists humming] 118 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,800 [scientist, singsongy] Gurathin, get in here. 119 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,219 [humming continues] 120 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,265 [singsongy] Yeah, there we go. [humming] 121 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,517 Yes. 122 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,562 [Murderbot] What the hell was that? 123 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,232 It's a deal. 124 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,234 [Murderbot groans] 125 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:27,281 So, off we were on this thrilling expedition. 126 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:31,701 Please remain in the hopper until status checks are complete. 127 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,077 [Murderbot] First job, 128 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,413 safety inspection of the modular habitat 129 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,416 the Company drop-ship had left. 130 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,086 Med bay, check. 131 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,674 Stairs, check. 132 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,469 Crew sleeping quarters, check. 133 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:56,934 Sanitary area, where they wash their filthy human bodies, check. 134 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,811 - [crew members clamoring] - [Murderbot] The fuck? 135 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,856 I told them to wait in the hopper. 136 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,399 [chuckles] Wow! 137 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,110 [Murderbot] Corporation Rim expeditions were dangerous. 138 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,361 - What is that? - Okay. This is... 139 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,656 - Even if you knew what you were doing. - This is a lot better than I expected. 140 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,992 Turns out they were from Preservation Alliance, 141 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:17,580 which I guess is a planetary commune outside of the Corporation Rim. 142 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,875 - The rooms upstairs, first dibs on rooms. - No. There's a consensus and way to... 143 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,918 [all clamoring] 144 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:26,005 [Murderbot] Planetary communes, or freeholds, generally meant "shit show." 145 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,132 [crew member] ...and showers! 146 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:31,344 [Murderbot] They had been defacing the standard-issue Company habitat 147 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,512 for aesthetic purposes. 148 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,721 Does this wash off? 149 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:34,931 [erratic electronic music plays] 150 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:38,101 [Murderbot] And dancing to some truly upsetting music. 151 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,526 [groans] 152 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,739 Arada, the biologist, was married to Pin-Lee, the lawyer. 153 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,658 And Arada had a thing for Ratthi, 154 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:57,204 who was an expert on wormhole travel and made his own jewelry. 155 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,330 But Ratthi didn't realize, 156 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,917 because Ratthi had a thing for Pin-Lee. 157 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:06,713 Judging from their pulse rates, they were contemplating sexual activity. 158 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,174 Horrible. 159 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,926 Everyone admired Mensah, 160 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:15,263 the head of the expedition and an expert on terraforming. 161 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:17,558 She had about five million children. 162 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,351 Okay, seven. 163 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,478 Gurathin was an augmented human. 164 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:25,523 He had implants that modified his neural capacities 165 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,985 and allowed him to interface with data systems. 166 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,238 I mean, he obviously couldn't process as fast as me. 167 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,991 So, you know, whatever. 168 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:38,244 And Bharadwaj was a geochemist 169 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,789 who was secretly hoarding soap in her room. 170 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,168 Overall, they didn't demand that much attention. 171 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:48,880 Which was great, because I had made a huge discovery. 172 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,673 With my governor module hacked, 173 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:54,218 I could now access the combined feed of entertainment channels 174 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,595 on the Company's satellites. 175 00:09:55,596 --> 00:10:00,349 I had watched 7,532 hours of content since then. 176 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:04,270 Shows like World Hoppers, Med Center Argala, 177 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,148 and my all-time favorite... 178 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,694 The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon. 179 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,821 [crew member] Look at the sheer magnitude of that thing. 180 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,616 Prepare to repel boarders. 181 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:20,995 Boldness is all. 182 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,080 Lieutenant... 183 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,750 battle shields maximum. 184 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,710 [lieutenant] No. 185 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:30,964 Not until you tell me... 186 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,885 did you sleep with that bot? 187 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,472 Stars, Captain! 188 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:44,101 I am a Navigation Unit, not a sex bot. 189 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,604 [lieutenant] I wasn't talking to you. 190 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,941 You took an oath never to lie on deck. 191 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,443 Answer the question. 192 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,158 [sighs] Wouldn't be so creepy if it didn't stand so still. 193 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,285 Shh. It can hear us. 194 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,537 [chuckling] No, it can't. 195 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,665 [Murderbot] I could. Just didn't care. 196 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,252 Stay calm. 197 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,754 It'll be okay. 198 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,339 You have my word. 199 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,758 [Murderbot] Ooh, that was a great episode. 200 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,178 Which is why I was a little distracted. 201 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,056 Professor Bharadwaj, Dr. Arada, 202 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,559 I'm hearing a sub-surface anomaly. 203 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,728 I suggest you come up here while I check it out. 204 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:31,691 - [Arada] What do you think? - Uh, we're finally onto something. 205 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,861 - I wanna get to the good stuff. - Professor Bharadwaj, Dr. Arada, 206 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,154 please leave the crater immediately. 207 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,366 We're fine, SecUnit. Thank you. 208 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,912 [Murderbot] Professor Bharadwaj, Dr. Arada, run. 209 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,421 [Bharadwaj shouts] 210 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,673 [creature roars] 211 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,801 - [Arada gasps] - [screams] 212 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,596 [creature groans] 213 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,098 [shrieks] 214 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,809 Ow. 215 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,270 [shrieking] 216 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,320 [Murderbot] The creature had a really big mouth. 217 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,823 - Luckily, I had a really big gun. - [gun charges] 218 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,909 [shrieks] 219 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,203 Oh, shit. 220 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,913 Make that two really big mouths. 221 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,582 [shrieking, groaning] 222 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,045 - [shrieks] - [gasps, whimpers] 223 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,177 - [roars] - [shrieks] 224 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,264 [breathes shakily] 225 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,141 Dr. Arada, please come with me. 226 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,894 - The hostile could return. - [whimpering] 227 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,943 Dr. Arada, I need your cooperation. 228 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,319 She was totally out of it. 229 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,404 Just staring at my guts hanging out. 230 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,740 I needed to do something fast 231 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,994 and what I did next wouldn't have occurred to any other SecUnit, 232 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,331 'cause no other SecUnit was that stupid. 233 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:15,921 Stay calm. It'll be okay. You have my word. 234 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,092 Huh. Okay. 235 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:21,676 [inhales sharply] 236 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,553 - [Pin-Lee] No. No, no, no! - [console beeping] 237 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,888 What the hell happened? Are they okay? 238 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,473 [Pin-Lee] Get us down there now! 239 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,060 Calm down and brace yourselves for landing. 240 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:42,948 [door buzzes] 241 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,743 We've got the medkit prepped. What do you need? 242 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,329 [Murderbot] Professor Bharadwaj needs immediate stabilization. 243 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,665 I'll send ahead to HubSystem to prep med bay. 244 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,252 - Honey! Baby! Oh, my... [sighs] - [Arada whimpering] 245 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,712 I-I'll go get the survey equipment. 246 00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:58,713 - [Mensah] No! - [Murderbot] Stop! 247 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,132 For fuck's sake, Ratthi, the equipment doesn't matter! 248 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,719 - It's not worth your life. - Yep. Shit. Sorry. My bad. 249 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,220 [Murderbot] Dr. Mensah, I need to get Professor Bharadwaj 250 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,388 up to the crew cabin. 251 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,807 Permission to enter? 252 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,934 Yes. Of course, of course. 253 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,479 [Murderbot] "The equipment doesn't matter"? 254 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:16,814 That's a new one. 255 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,318 I'd had plenty of clients who would gladly sacrifice a life 256 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,987 for some expensive equipment. 257 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,532 Of course, I myself was an expensive piece of equipment. 258 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,286 How long would it be until they realized there was something wrong with me? 259 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,955 I had already made a big mistake. 260 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,875 What if they caught on and turned me in to the Company? 261 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,629 Without a governor module, I could do what I wanted. 262 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,548 Now, what decision was best for me? 263 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,471 [weapons charge] 264 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,067 [harness beeping] 265 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,281 [Murderbot] Boldness is all. 266 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,409 But what would be the point? 267 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,413 This piece-of-shit hopper couldn't take me to another planet. 268 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,959 So I'd be stuck here, not even able to download more media. 269 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,670 Plus, I didn't necessarily want to kill them. 270 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,214 I mean, unless I had to. 271 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,811 - [door buzzes] - I've got the med bay prepped and ready. 272 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,730 Why weren't we alerted to predators in that dig area? 273 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,566 - [Gurathin] I don't know. - Shitty, out-of-date maps, maybe? 274 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,734 [Ratthi] Let's go, let's go. 275 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,736 [Gurathin] Bharadwaj. Bharadwaj, can you hear me? 276 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,196 You're gonna be okay. 277 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,948 [Mensah] SecUnit, are you coming? 278 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,741 [Murderbot] I'll go to the security ready room 279 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,493 once I've run some more perimeter checks. 280 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,120 But-But you look terrible. 281 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,248 I'm still within operating parameters. 282 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,168 Okay, okay. But, um... 283 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:00,752 Okay, at least... 284 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,172 you're not losing as much blood anymore. 285 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,967 I've sealed my arteries and veins in the compromised areas. 286 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,010 - So... - [Mensah] Okay. 287 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:13,514 Well, you still need medical attention. So, hurry up. 288 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,850 Consider yourself off duty until further notice. 289 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,059 [Murderbot] Wow. 290 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,104 Seemed like I got away with the whole "putting the helmet down" thing. 291 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,773 These people were clueless. 292 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,442 [Gurathin] The SecUnit is dangerous. 293 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:28,321 - We should shut it down now. - Shut it down? Explain. 294 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,739 It saved my life. 295 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,200 It is a dangerous piece of equipment that is malfunctioning. 296 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,535 I don't know. It seemed to have its shit together to me. 297 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,456 [Gurathin scoffs] Look here. 298 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:43,754 - This is from Arada's feed. - Stay calm. It'll be okay. 299 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,006 You have my word. 300 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,677 Tell me, Dr. Arada, what planet are you from originally? 301 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,473 Do you have children? What are their names? 302 00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,308 Have you ever seen a SecUnit act like this? 303 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,936 No, but I don't know much about SecUnits, 304 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,646 except what's on the entertainment feeds. 305 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,314 Yeah, where they always go rogue 306 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,150 and kill the people they're supposed to protect. 307 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,694 Okay. So, it was being nice to me. What's wrong with that? 308 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,780 [Gurathin] What's wrong is that that behavior 309 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,533 is outside of its designed parameters. 310 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,741 It is malfunctioning. 311 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,743 If it weren't, maybe your lives wouldn't have been in danger. 312 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:20,414 HubSystem must have warned the SecUnit about the local predators. 313 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,543 Well, I didn't see anything like that on the Company database of fauna. 314 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,294 Because it wasn't doing its job properly. 315 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,673 According to the scanners, she's doing well. 316 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,759 - Her vitals are stable. - That's a relief. 317 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,179 - Are we talking about the weird SecUnit? - Thank you. 318 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,430 Gurathin wants to shitcan it. 319 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,225 - Why? - Because it's a killing machine. 320 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:42,979 Do we really want to be around a faulty killing machine? 321 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:46,692 I don't want to be around any kind of killing machine. 322 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,864 But clearly we need security. 323 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,532 The Company ship doesn't arrive for a month. 324 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,284 [Mensah] Well, even if we launch the emergency beacon, 325 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,537 it'll take a week before they come through the wormhole. 326 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,373 If Bharadwaj is stable, 327 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,085 I think we don't launch the beacon. 328 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,962 The stakes are too high. 329 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,673 How do you know we can turn it off? 330 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,259 It's owned by the bond company, right? 331 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:16,096 They probably don't want us to junk their spyware. 332 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,223 I didn't know it has a face. 333 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,309 - Yeah, it's kind of a sweet face. - [Ratthi] Yeah, it kind of is. 334 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,602 Ugh. 335 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:23,936 [Murderbot] "Ugh." 336 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,439 I heard all that and saw it. 337 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,025 From several angles. 338 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,359 [Gurathin] Because it's a killing machine. 339 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,738 Do we really want to be around a faulty killing machine? 340 00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:36,991 [Mensah] I don't want to be around any kind of killing machine. 341 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,827 But clearly we need security. 342 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,079 [Murderbot] That was quite the understatement. 343 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,124 Without me, they'd all be dead in a week. 344 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,711 Fortunately, my organic parts could be reprinted. 345 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:54,051 I turned up my pain sensors for analysis and let the repair cubicle do its thing. 346 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,891 - [winces] - My flesh started healing. 347 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:08,105 There was only one way to effectively dull the pain. 348 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,942 [Navigation Bot] It wasn't supposed to happen. 349 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,529 [Captain] Love is never supposed to happen. 350 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,532 Or maybe it is. 351 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,159 Just not to us. 352 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:23,288 We made it happen. 353 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:29,002 As you say, it's called "making love." 354 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,215 Let us make more love. 355 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,510 [Mensah] SecUnit, this is Mensah. 356 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:41,515 HubSystem shows you are at 80% and awake. 357 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,226 Come join us in the common area, please. 358 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,357 My armor is not done repairing itself. 359 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,818 Oh, that's all right. Just grab one of the crew uniforms. 360 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:56,238 One of the crew uniforms? 361 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,784 - But I... - [Gurathin] Just get in here, SecUnit. 362 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,953 [whispers] Gura. 363 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,170 There's obviously a pattern. 364 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,046 The maps have definitely been tampered with. 365 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,923 So can we please do something? 366 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,926 Because my wife was almost eaten. 367 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:22,513 Fine. We'll speak to SecUnit and get to the bottom of this. 368 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,640 Gurathin, can you close and download them again? 369 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,392 Let's see if there's a transcription error. 370 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,062 [Gurathin] I did that already, Mensah. These are the files. 371 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,109 [Ratthi] What? I'd never thought I'd enjoy food from a printer, 372 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,903 but it's growing on me. 373 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,739 [Arada] Oh, my God. Are you eating right now? 374 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,742 [Ratthi] I actually love corporation-grown food. 375 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,786 [Pin-Lee] Look, there's another blank spot. 376 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:46,914 [Mensah] Oh, now I see it. 377 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:51,960 Well, well, well. 378 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,046 Who's this handsome fella? 379 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,258 I am your Security Unit. 380 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,927 [Ratthi] Yes, we know, buddy. 381 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,095 You're the best damn SecUnit out there. 382 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,180 [Murderbot] That is incorrect. 383 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:07,142 There are several Units way more advanced than I am. 384 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,685 SecUnit, um, 385 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:13,774 on behalf of all of us, I would like to say well done. 386 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:16,485 Bravo. 387 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,320 Bravo. 388 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,906 Whoo! 389 00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:24,451 - Speech! Speech! - [Mensah chuckles] 390 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,621 [Murderbot] Oh, shit. That was a direct order. 391 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,208 If I disobey, they'll know I hacked my governor module. 392 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,211 Which is worse, speech or acid bath? 393 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,129 Speech. Acid bath. 394 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,715 It is my job... 395 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,427 to secure. 396 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,230 Is... 397 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:56,817 my job. 398 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,450 And an excellent job you have done. Excellent. Excellent. 399 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:06,993 [chuckles] 400 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,954 [Murderbot] Should have gone with acid bath. 401 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,248 May I go back to the security ready room now? 402 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:13,416 No, you may not. 403 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,502 Uh, SecUnit, um, we've been looking 404 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,505 at the maps provided by the Company for our survey areas, and... 405 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,049 - [Pin-Lee] They've been tampered with. - Ooh, we don't know that for certain. 406 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,887 - What other explanation is there? - Let us find out. 407 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,639 Please come join us, SecUnit. 408 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,730 We were checking the maps in this region to try to learn 409 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:39,317 why that creature wasn't listed under hazardous fauna. 410 00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:43,237 - Could you do an analysis? - Yes, Dr. Mensah. 411 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,240 [Murderbot] It was easy for me to access the data. 412 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,034 I could feel Gurathin moving around in there, 413 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,077 but I had more processing power. 414 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,037 - [zaps] - Ow! 415 00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:53,415 Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. Gurathin, I didn't feel you there. 416 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,419 The maps show no signs of tampering. 417 00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:02,423 But some spots aren't syncing properly. 418 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,674 [Pin-Lee] So the maps suck. 419 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,845 That's Corporation Rim for you. High prices for shitty equipment. 420 00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:10,848 Not you. You're great. 421 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,267 [Ratthi] So, just to be clear, we never know 422 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,685 where those monsters will turn up? 423 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,021 No, they're not monsters, Ratthi. They're animals. 424 00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:19,482 It chewed Bharadwaj nearly in half. 425 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,193 That was just an animal doing what animals do. 426 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:24,987 [Pin-Lee] Babe, the animals don't matter. The maps matter. 427 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,072 Animals don't matter? 428 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,949 - SecUnit. - [Arada] Oh, great. That's news to me. 429 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:28,992 Yes, Dr. Mensah? 430 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,702 Did you know about this before? 431 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,579 - No, Dr. Mensah. - Why not? 432 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,081 [Murderbot] 'Cause I didn't give a shit. 433 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:37,334 Information access protocol, Dr. Gurathin. 434 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:38,751 I don't get access 435 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,379 until the expedition leader nominates a survey area. 436 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,632 Well, we could go take a look at one of the affected areas. 437 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:47,134 Well, I wouldn't advise it from a security point of view. 438 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,680 - Thank you, SecUnit. - Thank you, Dr. Gurathin. 439 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:57,312 SecUnit, you know you can stay in the crew area, if you like. 440 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,816 Would you like that? 441 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,319 I... 442 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,612 Or not. 443 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,949 [stammers] Whatever you need. 444 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,035 I need to check the perimeter. 445 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:21,920 [sighs] 446 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:25,506 Anyone else get the feeling it doesn't like us? 447 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,176 I don't think he needs to like us. 448 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:30,136 You're right. It doesn't need to like us. 449 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,263 It needs to keep us safe. 450 00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:33,639 - [Mensah] Mmm. - [Pin-Lee] Which it did. 451 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,851 Okay. Tell that to Bharadwaj. 452 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:38,395 Come on. 453 00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:40,814 You're sounding paranoid. 454 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,444 [Gurathin] Am I? 455 00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:48,739 [Murderbot] Gurathin had a point. 456 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,657 I mean, I wouldn't trust me. 457 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:52,867 [crowd screaming, groaning] 458 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:54,660 Lately, a fragment of memory 459 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,871 from before I was refurbished kept popping up. 460 00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:58,539 - [gunfire] - [alarm blaring] 461 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,416 [Murderbot] Seven seconds of something... 462 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,377 - [screaming continues] - ...bad. 463 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,923 Was that me causing all that carnage? 464 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,176 I didn't like thinking about it. 465 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,721 Honestly, I didn't like to think at all. 466 00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:15,641 I preferred to watch my shows. 467 00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:20,020 The characters were a lot less depressing than real-life humans. 468 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,356 These ones were stressed out, 469 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:26,192 - and that was starting to stress me out. - [breathes heavily] 470 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,653 Gurathin kept checking on Bharadwaj. 471 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:31,322 As if he could do something the med bay couldn't. 472 00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:32,574 [sighs] 473 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,747 And Mensah was having her own issues with Bharadwaj's injury. 474 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,250 - [panting] - Her heart rate was spiking. 475 00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,460 A panic attack. 476 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:46,629 So, psychological danger, not physical danger. 477 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:48,005 Therefore, not my problem. 478 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,298 [inhales sharply] Shit. 479 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,510 [Murderbot] She felt responsible, I guess, being the leader. 480 00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:53,427 [printer whirring] 481 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,390 Personally, I thought the creature with all the teeth was responsible. 482 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,350 Or the Company. 483 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:00,477 Whatever. 484 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,438 All of these relational currents were... 485 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:05,482 disturbing. 486 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,111 All of that human stuff. 487 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:13,614 Feelings and exchanges of words and fluids. 488 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,533 I didn't want them to pull me into it. 489 00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:16,827 I couldn't let them. 490 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,078 Because if they did, 491 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,707 - and they realized I was rogue, they'd... - [knock on door] 492 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,793 The hell was it now? 493 00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,045 Yes? 494 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,468 [Mensah] Sorry to disturb. 495 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,680 You're not disturbing me. 496 00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:42,686 I saw your status report, and I was, um... 497 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,444 and I was worried about you. Are you all right? 498 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:53,947 [Murderbot] Ugh. Eye contact. 499 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,782 I should have pretended to be in stasis. 500 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:57,868 I'm fine. 501 00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:01,997 You were very good with Dr. Arada. 502 00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,792 - Very impressive. - Impressively stupid. 503 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:09,296 Was I trying to get caught? 504 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:12,174 Wait. Was she onto me? 505 00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,801 Did she know about the hacked governor module? 506 00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,054 Um... 507 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:19,764 I didn't want to bring you. 508 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,224 - Did you know that? - No. 509 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:22,975 - Yes. - The bond company insisted 510 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,770 that we bring you. 511 00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:26,939 They wouldn't insure us otherwise. 512 00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:34,321 - Are you sure you're all right? - I'm fine. 513 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,702 [Mensah] Okay. 514 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,454 I'll see you in eight hours. 515 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:47,333 If you need anything before then, please send me an alert on the feed. 516 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,460 Thank you, Dr. Mensah. 517 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:50,712 Okay. 518 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,548 Bye. 519 00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:58,345 [Murderbot] That was horrible. 520 00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:00,764 Was she getting suspicious, 521 00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:03,934 or was she getting involved? 522 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:06,727 Well, either was dangerous. 523 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:10,231 - [crowd screaming] - Who knows what I was capable of doing? 524 00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:13,360 [alarm blaring] 525 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:16,697 Stay calm. 526 00:28:17,406 --> 00:28:18,657 It'll be okay. 527 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,159 You have my word.